I don't give a fuck about your Cabo diet.
No one gives a fuck about your Cabo diet.
You don't even give a fuck about your Cabo diet.

You could be so much better than this, but every calorie you count is a brain cell you kill. There are stretch marks on your brain where it used to be fat. Now it's thinning out.

Being thinner won't make anyone love you. No one is going to look at you and be overcome with the majestic beauty of your thigh gap and want to be with you. Hell, no one will even fucking notice because everyone spends all their energy focusing on themselves.

You look the fucking same whether or not you eat the fun size snickers. So do me a fucking favor and shut the fuck up about your fucking Cabo diet.